I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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