Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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