I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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