Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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