You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Randomize
