Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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