The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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