Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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