**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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