It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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