When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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