Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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