There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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