and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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