We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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