Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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