things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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