Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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