you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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