They should really pass out barf bags in church
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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