Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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