her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
