I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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