Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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