just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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