After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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