He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted