She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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