she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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