He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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