do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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