I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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