when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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