thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
