Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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