I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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