it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
