People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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