I look better un-naked...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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