How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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