Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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