We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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