You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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