I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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