Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
vagina is talking i cant
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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