I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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