wake up i wanna do it froggy style
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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