I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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