Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
should my penis look like a turkey
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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