Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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