somebody snuck up and got me drunk
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Two words: nipple clamps
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